Monday, November 29, 2004

Beware the Communist, Children! (also beware the communist children, they bite)

It was Warren Ellis who directed me to this

And it's true, children! Beware! The Red Pinko Communist is a wiley foe, for he does not fear death! He does not believe in God and thus does not think he will be condemned to Hell for his crimes! He wishes to subvert your good, honest, American way of life by offering to give equal rights to all! God forbid that one man should be equal to his neighbour! By god, his great-grandfather's slaves worked to make him as wealthy as he is now, and look at that filthy immigrant Irishman beside him, who works hard but is held back by a glass ceiling! Why, that was the way the world was MEANT to run!

And remember, children, that J. Edgar Hoover, who has never worn women's underwear in his life, says that Communism is the greatest threat to the world he can imagine! And if J. Edgar Hoover says it, it MUST be true!

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