Four Hours of Unemployment

So I walked into work today and they laid me off. I mean, literally. Didn't even wait till the end of the shift.

Wankers.

BUT the chef told me there was another restaraunt looking for people. Where I'll make MORE money. And get more hours.

So I went down there a few hours later.

Within four hours of being fired I'd found a new job with better pay. I start tomorrow. Hell've a thing.