Bad Signs
Is it a bad sign when you feel best slumped in a chair, moaning the words "braaaaaiiiiinnnns" over and over again?
I am ill. Probably flu. We'll see how I feel tomorrow, which may determine whether or not I still have a job by Tuesday. If I'm vomitting and too delerious/weak to get out of bed...well, the chef might have to cook lunch himself. Cuz there's no way in hell that I can go to work while under the "once per year bug" (named after the fact that I only become ill once per year...and it wipes me out for 1-3 days).
That is all.
I expect kinky nurses to be sent to my door at someone else's expense. Failing that, please send flowers to the funeral.
If you hear about a zombie plague in Toronto, I was probably Patient Z. Just nuke the site from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
Excelsior!
I am ill. Probably flu. We'll see how I feel tomorrow, which may determine whether or not I still have a job by Tuesday. If I'm vomitting and too delerious/weak to get out of bed...well, the chef might have to cook lunch himself. Cuz there's no way in hell that I can go to work while under the "once per year bug" (named after the fact that I only become ill once per year...and it wipes me out for 1-3 days).
That is all.
I expect kinky nurses to be sent to my door at someone else's expense. Failing that, please send flowers to the funeral.
If you hear about a zombie plague in Toronto, I was probably Patient Z. Just nuke the site from orbit...its the only way to be sure.
Excelsior!
posted by Derek the Bard at 12:35 a.m.
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